Roses wilt, Champagne means hello hangover, and you know she’ll complain those chocolates go straight to her hips. So this Valentine’s Day, don’t be stupid, Cupid! Gift your beloved a sensually scented soap, bath bomb, or candle-in-a-tin. It’s thoughtful, sentimental, and cheaper than a trip to Paris at any rate. Of course, it’s not just the lay-dees who appreciate such frivolities; blokes like to be pampered too. Choose right, and you might get invited to share a bath *nudge wink*.