I Love You Soap Bar From France
Not just for Valentine's, this scented soap is the perfect way to express your adoration! It's pure, like your affections. It's beautifully fragrant, just like your sweetheart. It lasts for eternity (almost), just like your devotion. And it's red, because, well, everyone knows that's the colour of love.
Gift this natural French soap to your amour, and she'll fall at your feet. She'll gasp with delight, her heart will beat like something out of a cartoon, and she'll see a proposal in Paris on the horizon. On second thoughts... are you ready to give her this soap or would chocolates be safer?