Granny French Soap From Marseille
This soap is a much less irritating way to say "grandma, we love you" than that awful 80s song. It's a lovely, pampering treat with which to thank mamie for all the hugs and home-cooked meals. Crafted in a soft pink colour that represents granny's femininity and grace, it smells nicer than the dodgy chemical stuff she washed with "back in her day".
Mamie is truly the pillar of your family (and she won't let you forget that either). A bar like this not only celebrates her strength and wisdom but also looks rather fetching on the bathroom sink.